Nuggets of BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL from West Virginia Hipster Edition

  • Price : 9.98

Some people say that coal ain't as hot as it used to be, but those losers don't know: Coal is the original heat. It's been in the game for thousands of years and have been pure fire for much of it. Ever heard of The Industrial Revolution? Yeah, thought so. Solar, wind, and even nuclear ... I mean, they're all aiiite. But coal will never go out of style. You're not a follower or trend-chaser are you? You stick with the classics. You stick with the O.G eternal flame. You stick with coal.

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  • REAL ANTHRACITE NUT COAL sourced from West Virginia
  • SEALED POUCHES measuring 4.5"x3"x1.5" -- perfect size for a STOCKING STUFFER!
  • EACH POUCH VARIES IN SIZE. Some have one big nugget of coal, while others have a few smaller nuggets
  • SUUUUUPPEERRRR limited *HIPSTER* edition for those insufferable F****!
  • Great as a cheap WHITE ELEPHANT, STOCKING STUFFER or XMAS GAG GIFT!